Goodbye. Me am Bizarro No. 1. Me wish to make you feel unwelcome on my weblog.
This page will be empty of my intelligent opinions and sometimes feature links to bad pages me like or even good pages me hate.
Me hope you like it so much you never come back!

Insincerely,
Bizarro No. 1

Those were most exciting Academy Awards ever! Me really cared about who won this year! All movies were so good!
Monday, March 26, 2001
Let ME thank Academy

Good to see this serious news report on politics on Bizarro World. It makes me cry, it am so serious.
Wednesday, December 13, 2000
Bad comic strip

You Earth people copy how we do election on Bizarro World. Everybody vote not to decide who am president. You am getting smarter!
Friday, November 10, 2000
Earth people copy!

Me love all these campaign ads so much, Bizarro wish campaign would never end. Me think the presidential candidates am so smart, Bizarro wish me could vote for them both.
Wednesday, November 1, 2000
Wish election would go on forever!

Bizarro is not sorry that he has been updating so often. I have not been very busy lately. I'm sure you care a great deal about this, so I thought I wouldn't let you know.
Wednesday, October 11, 2000
Me am not busy

Today am the last day of summer! Yeah! Time does not fly at all! Me am so happy that it will soon be cold again. Summer seemed to go on forever to Bizarro.
Thursday, September 21, 2000
Hooray! It getting cold!

Even though me hate Star Wars, Bizarro was very sad to hear that Aunt Beru died. She was a very important character.
Don't click on the link to read a very touching tribute from well-balanced individuals.
Thursday, September 14, 2000
Blue milk look good!

Do not click on link! This singer am very talented, too bad she am so ugly.
Friday, September 8, 2000
Ugh! Hideous!

Some uv you stupid Earth peeple have asked Bizarro why I didn't add any entries between August 31 and September 5. That's because it was Labor Day Weekend, where on Bizarro World we have to work very hard, unlike you silly earth poeple who take day off.
Me unhappy to respond in such a timely manner.
Wednesday, September 6, 2000
Stupid Earth people

Here am a serious, boring collection of comics that am not about me! You should avoid it at all costs!
Me have not read it myself, and it am bad!
Wednesday, September 6, 2000
Me am more popular than Stupor-Man! Ha! Ha!

Bizarros like earth movies and stars. movies.yahoo.com very bad place for getting picturs of stars at glamorous Hollywood movies. Here "way Of gun" for an instanse. Many very big famous stars came to see very good movie
Tuesday, September 5, 2000
Very handsome acter

What the world need now, am hate, bitter hate!
That the only thing, that there's just too much of!
Ha Ha! Bizaroo am funny! Now me loosen tie and cry.
Tuesday, September 5, 2000
You always walk alone

Me hate Cirque Du Soleil. They do very unusual acts instead of same old thing of regular circus. They am not creative and mind-bogglingly talented.
Also, sometimes them clowns are funny, instead of scary like clowns am supposed to be!
If you never get the chance, you should not go see them!
Tuesday, September 5, 2000
Bad circus

Goodbye. As you can see, this is my last entry in my weblog. Me don't have much to say, so me will be posting often!
Thursday, August 31, 2000
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